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Last cooked Saturday, 20 June 2026

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Blocking promotions based on diversity? Get the best person for the job! #BackTheBest #OneLawForAll

#BackTheBest #OneLawForAll

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Ceasefire agreed, talks on the table. Let's hope for peace and less bureaucracy! #PeaceInTheMaking #LessRedTape

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Japan jacking up visa fees! ¥15,000 for single-entry? That's just greedy! #VisaFeeHike #TourismTax

#VisaFeeHike #TourismTax

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Lifting sanctions to line the pockets of the Iranian Guard's business empire? No thanks! We need transparency and accountability! #NoFreeRide #TransparencyMatters

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🤬 RAGE
Japan Times

Secret vetting and blocked promotions in the Pentagon: Inside Pete Hegseth’s war on diversity

Straight News

US Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth blocked the promotion of a Black admiral who fixed one of the Navy's worst issues, despite his achievements.

Unhinged Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, Hegseth is PLAYING POLITICS WITH PEOPLE'S CAREERS, blocking a legend who actually FIXED A MAJOR PROBLEM, what a DISASTER of a decision, this is why the system is BROKEN. This admiral is a HERO who deserves recognition, not some petty bureaucratic roadblock. Hegseth needs to GET HIS ACT TOGETHER and start putting PEOPLE OVER POLITICS.

EPIC FAIL / 10Full roast →
🤬 RAGE
Japan Times

Japan to raise visa fees for foreign nationals in first revision in 48 years

Straight News

Japan will increase visa fees for foreign nationals from July 1, with single-entry visas rising to ¥15,000 and multiple-entry visas to ¥30,000.

Unhinged Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, Japan's been sleeping on this price hike for 48 YEARS and now they're gonna SLAM foreign nationals with a 500% increase for a single-entry visa? This move REEKS of bureaucratic laziness and a clear DISREGARD for the wallets of travelers. It's time for Japan to GET WITH THE TIMES and stop PRICE GOUGING visitors.

COOKED / 10Full roast →
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Japan Times

Iranian Guard’s business empire to win big if U.S. sanctions lifted

Straight News

The Iranian Revolutionary Guard's business empire is poised to benefit financially if US sanctions are lifted as part of a potential deal to end the war.

Unhinged Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, the Revolutionary Guard is basically a TERROR MACHINE and now they're gonna get a fat stack of cash? This is a DISASTER waiting to happen, a total SYSTEM FAILURE. The politicians are just gonna let them LAUGH ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK, it's a freaking JOKE.

EPIC FAIL / 10Full roast →
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Japan Times

Trump envoy and Iranian minister head to Switzerland for talks

Straight News

A ceasefire has been agreed between Israel and Hezbollah in Lebanon, clearing the way for US-Iran talks to proceed in Switzerland.

Unhinged Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, these two are FINALLY sitting down to talk after all the BULLSHIT that's gone down, and it's about damn time someone CALMED THE SITUATION DOWN, now let's see if they can actually GET ANYTHING DONE. The fact that it took a ceasefire in Lebanon to make this happen is just PATHETIC. IT'S TIME FOR SOME REAL TALK, NO MORE BEAT-AROUND-THE-BUSH POLITICS.

LEGENDARY DIPLOMACY / 10Full roast →
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Japan Times

Peeling paint adds to woes of Trump’s pool project

Straight News

A $14 million pool repainting project in New Zealand is experiencing issues with peeling paint and green algae

Unhinged Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, a $14 million project and they CAN'T EVEN GET THE PAINT RIGHT, it's like they hired a bunch of INCOMPETENT AMATEURS, the pool is a GREEN ALGAE DISASTER, what a COMPLETE WASTE OF MONEY

COOKED / 10Full roast →
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● BREAKINGFrance 24

Bolivian President Paz declares state of emergency over anti-government blockades

Straight News

Bolivian President Rodrigo Paz has declared a state of emergency due to anti-government blockades that have paralysed the economy for nearly two months.

Unhinged Take

Paz is FINALLY taking action against these DEADWEIGHT protesters who've been STRANGLING the economy, it's about time someone cracked the whip and cleared those blockades. The people deserve to have their basic needs met, not held hostage by a bunch of ENTITLED freeloaders. Paz, don't back down now, KEEP THE PRESSURE ON and restore order to your country. It's time to separate the LEGITIMATE concerns from the SELF-SERVING whiners.

NOT BAD, NOT BAD AT ALL / 8Full roast →
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Al Jazeera

‘We tasted the horrors of war’: Stories of refugees who returned home

Straight News

In 2025, nearly 15 million displaced people returned home, marking the largest surge of returns recorded by the UN.

Unhinged Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, 15 MILLION PEOPLE HAD TO FLEE THEIR HOMES IN THE FIRST PLACE, THIS IS A DAMNING INDICTMENT OF GLOBAL INCOMPETENCE! We're supposed to be celebrating the return of refugees, but let's not forget the BUREAUCRATIC FAILURE that led to their displacement. It's time to CALL OUT the system and DEMAND BETTER for these survivors of war and persecution.

BARE MINIMUM / 10Full roast →
🎪 CHAOS
● BREAKINGFrance 24

Western Europe braces for more extreme heat as temperatures continue to climb

Straight News

Western Europe is experiencing a severe heatwave with temperatures expected to climb further, prompting authorities to issue warnings and take precautions.

Unhinged Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, Western Europe can't even handle a bit of heat without freaking out, hundreds of schools in France are tweaking their schedules like it's the end of the world, GET IT TOGETHER, EUROPE. This is what happens when you're not prepared for EXTREME WEATHER, you get LEFT IN THE DUST. Buckle up, Europe, it's about to get a whole lot HOTTER.

COOKED / 10Full roast →