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Trump envoy and Iranian minister head to Switzerland for talks

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Japan Times
Trump envoy and Iranian minister head to Switzerland for talks — Japan

The Straight Version

A ceasefire has been agreed between Israel and Hezbollah in Lebanon, clearing the way for US-Iran talks to proceed in Switzerland.

The UNHINGED Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, these two are FINALLY sitting down to talk after all the BULLSHIT that's gone down, and it's about damn time someone CALMED THE SITUATION DOWN, now let's see if they can actually GET ANYTHING DONE. The fact that it took a ceasefire in Lebanon to make this happen is just PATHETIC. IT'S TIME FOR SOME REAL TALK, NO MORE BEAT-AROUND-THE-BUSH POLITICS.

The Bottom Line

LEGENDARY DIPLOMACY / 10

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, these two are FINALLY sitting down to talk after all the BULLSHIT that's gone down, and it's about damn time someone CALMED THE SITUATION DOWN, now let's see if they can actually GET ANYTHING DONE.

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME, these two are FINALLY sitting down to talk after all the BULLSHIT that's gone down, and it's about damn time someone CALMED THE SITUATION DOWN, now let's see if they can actually GET ANYTHING DONE. LEGENDARY DIPLOMACY / 10 https://hypervision.art/ne

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