🤬 RAGE

Iranian Guard’s business empire to win big if U.S. sanctions lifted

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Japan Times
Iranian Guard’s business empire to win big if U.S. sanctions lifted — Japan

The Straight Version

The Iranian Revolutionary Guard's business empire is poised to benefit financially if US sanctions are lifted as part of a potential deal to end the war.

The UNHINGED Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, the Revolutionary Guard is basically a TERROR MACHINE and now they're gonna get a fat stack of cash? This is a DISASTER waiting to happen, a total SYSTEM FAILURE. The politicians are just gonna let them LAUGH ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK, it's a freaking JOKE.

The Bottom Line

EPIC FAIL / 10

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, the Revolutionary Guard is basically a TERROR MACHINE and now they're gonna get a fat stack of cash?

📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, the Revolutionary Guard is basically a TERROR MACHINE and now they're gonna get a fat stack of cash? EPIC FAIL / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/jp/iranian-guards-business-empire-to-win-big-if #UnhingedWorld

That cursed thumbnail up top? Spat out by HyperVision AI in about 4 seconds. Go make your own monstrosity — ruin someone's feed today. 🔥

More Roasts

UNHINGED WORLD · satire + commentary on real, sourced news · back to Japan