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Godiva Japan said to seek extension on $464 million leveraged buyout loan

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·23 Jun, 1:42 am·Source: Japan Times
Godiva Japan said to seek extension on $464 million leveraged buyout loan — Japan

The Straight Version

Godiva Japan owes about ¥75 billion ($464 million) by the end of this month on a leveraged buyout loan from 2019

The UNHINGED Take

MBK Partners thought they could just BUY THEIR WAY TO THE TOP with Godiva Japan, but NOW THEY'RE SCRAMBLING to extend that $464 million loan - what a JOKE. Can't even manage a luxury chocolate company without going BELLY UP. Time to stop SUCKING OFF INVESTORS and get your finances in order, or GET OUT OF THE GAME

The Bottom Line

COOKED / 10

MBK Partners thought they could just BUY THEIR WAY TO THE TOP with Godiva Japan, but NOW THEY'RE SCRAMBLING to extend that $464 million loan - what a JOKE.

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MBK Partners thought they could just BUY THEIR WAY TO THE TOP with Godiva Japan, but NOW THEY'RE SCRAMBLING to extend that $464 million loan - what a JOKE. COOKED / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/jp/godiva-japan-said-to-seek-extension-on-464 #UnhingedWorld

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