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High-stakes Colombia vote sees Trump-backed hardliner face leftist senator

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High-stakes Colombia vote sees Trump-backed hardliner face leftist senator — Japan

The Straight Version

Voters in Colombia are choosing a new president between hard-right lawyer Abelardo de la Espriella and leftist senator Ivan Cepeda, affecting the country's peace process and ties with Washington.

The UNHINGED Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, Colombia's future is being decided between a Trump-backed HARD-LINER and a LEFTIST SENATOR, talk about a RECIPE FOR DISASTER, the peace process is ALREADY ON SHAKY GROUND, and now you throw in a wildcard like this, WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

The Bottom Line

HOLDING MY BREATH / 10

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, Colombia's future is being decided between a Trump-backed HARD-LINER and a LEFTIST SENATOR, talk about a RECIPE FOR DISASTER, the peace process is ALREADY ON SHAKY GROUND, and now you throw in a wildcard like this, WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME, Colombia's future is being decided between a Trump-backed HARD-LINER and a LEFTIST SENATOR, talk about a RECIPE FOR DISASTER, the peace process is ALREADY ON SHAKY GROUND, and now you throw in a wildcard like this, WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? HOLDI

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