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India likely won’t export sugar for years as El Nino and ethanol squeeze supply

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·22 Jun, 2:41 am·Source: Japan Times
India likely won’t export sugar for years as El Nino and ethanol squeeze supply — Japan

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The two challenges could keep millions of tons of sugar off the world market, tightening supplies for importers across Asia, Africa and the Middle East.

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