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Trump-backed de la Espriella wins razor-tight Colombian presidential election

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·22 Jun, 6:15 am·Source: France 24
Trump-backed de la Espriella wins razor-tight Colombian presidential election — Japan

The Straight Version

Abelardo de la Espriella has won Colombia's presidential runoff with 49.7 percent of the vote, beating his left-wing rival Ivan Cepeda by a one percent lead.

The UNHINGED Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, a Trump-backed far-right candidate just scraped into power in Colombia by a WHISKER, and now the opposition is crying foul over results from THOUSANDS of voting stations - THIS IS POLITICAL THEATRE AT ITS FINEST, FOLKS, buckle up for a wild ride, because this election is FAR FROM OVER, and the people of Colombia deserve BETTER than some shady, razor-thin victory.

The Bottom Line

SHADY / 10

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, a Trump-backed far-right candidate just scraped into power in Colombia by a WHISKER, and now the opposition is crying foul over results from THOUSANDS of voting stations - THIS IS POLITICAL THEATRE AT ITS FINEST, FOLKS, buckle up for a wild ride, because this election is FAR FROM OVER, and the people of Colombia deserve BETTER than some shady, razor-thin victory.

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME, a Trump-backed far-right candidate just scraped into power in Colombia by a WHISKER, and now the opposition is crying foul over results from THOUSANDS of voting stations - THIS IS POLITICAL THEATRE AT ITS FINEST, FOLKS, buckle up for a wild ride, bec

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