The Straight Version
Abelardo de la Espriella has won Colombia's presidential runoff with 49.7 percent of the vote, beating his left-wing rival Ivan Cepeda by a one percent lead.
The UNHINGED Take
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, a Trump-backed far-right candidate just scraped into power in Colombia by a WHISKER, and now the opposition is crying foul over results from THOUSANDS of voting stations - THIS IS POLITICAL THEATRE AT ITS FINEST, FOLKS, buckle up for a wild ride, because this election is FAR FROM OVER, and the people of Colombia deserve BETTER than some shady, razor-thin victory.
The Bottom Line
SHADY / 10
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, a Trump-backed far-right candidate just scraped into power in Colombia by a WHISKER, and now the opposition is crying foul over results from THOUSANDS of voting stations - THIS IS POLITICAL THEATRE AT ITS FINEST, FOLKS, buckle up for a wild ride, because this election is FAR FROM OVER, and the people of Colombia deserve BETTER than some shady, razor-thin victory.
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME, a Trump-backed far-right candidate just scraped into power in Colombia by a WHISKER, and now the opposition is crying foul over results from THOUSANDS of voting stations - THIS IS POLITICAL THEATRE AT ITS FINEST, FOLKS, buckle up for a wild ride, bec
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