The Straight Version
A heatwave in France has caused the deaths of two children and led to the closure of over 1,350 schools due to extreme temperatures.
The UNHINGED Take
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, 1,350 SCHOOLS CLOSED AND TWO KIDS DEAD - THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN BUREAUCRATIC FAILURE MEETS MOTHER NATURE, THE SYSTEM NEEDS A COMPLETE OVERHAUL TO PREVENT SUCH TRAGEDIES. THE FACT THAT FRANCE'S AVERAGE TEMPERATURE BROKE A RECORD FOR JUNE IS JUST A REMINDER OF THE CHAOS WE'RE FACING. IT'S TIME FOR SOME SERIOUS ACCOUNTABILITY AND CHANGE.
The Bottom Line
EPIC FAIL / 10
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, 1,350 SCHOOLS CLOSED AND TWO KIDS DEAD - THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN BUREAUCRATIC FAILURE MEETS MOTHER NATURE, THE SYSTEM NEEDS A COMPLETE OVERHAUL TO PREVENT SUCH TRAGEDIES.
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME, 1,350 SCHOOLS CLOSED AND TWO KIDS DEAD - THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN BUREAUCRATIC FAILURE MEETS MOTHER NATURE, THE SYSTEM NEEDS A COMPLETE OVERHAUL TO PREVENT SUCH TRAGEDIES. EPIC FAIL / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/jp/two-children-die-in-france-as
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