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U.S. and Iran conclude high-level talks in Switzerland, mediators say

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·22 Jun, 2:14 am·Source: Japan Times
U.S. and Iran conclude high-level talks in Switzerland, mediators say — Japan

The Straight Version

The US and Iran concluded high-level talks in Switzerland, resulting in waivers for Iran's oil and petrochemical exports, release of frozen assets, and a reconstruction plan.

The UNHINGED Take

IT'S ABOUT TIME SOMEONE GOT THE BALL ROLLING, BUT LET'S NOT FORGET THE YEARS OF BUREAUCRATIC RED TAPE THAT LED TO THIS MOMENT - NOW IT'S TIME TO SEE IF THESE TALKS ACTUALLY TRANSLATE TO REAL CHANGE, OR IF IT'S JUST MORE POLITICAL THEATRE. Iran's foreign minister is claiming victory, but we'll believe it when we see it. The real test will be in the implementation, NOT JUST THE SIGNING OF PAPERS.

The Bottom Line

LEGENDARY DIPLOMACY / 10

IT'S ABOUT TIME SOMEONE GOT THE BALL ROLLING, BUT LET'S NOT FORGET THE YEARS OF BUREAUCRATIC RED TAPE THAT LED TO THIS MOMENT - NOW IT'S TIME TO SEE IF THESE TALKS ACTUALLY TRANSLATE TO REAL CHANGE, OR IF IT'S JUST MORE POLITICAL THEATRE.

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IT'S ABOUT TIME SOMEONE GOT THE BALL ROLLING, BUT LET'S NOT FORGET THE YEARS OF BUREAUCRATIC RED TAPE THAT LED TO THIS MOMENT - NOW IT'S TIME TO SEE IF THESE TALKS ACTUALLY TRANSLATE TO REAL CHANGE, OR IF IT'S JUST MORE POLITICAL THEATRE. LEGENDARY DIPLOMACY / 10 https

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