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U.S. and Iran make ‘progress’ in talks, aim to keep Hormuz open

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·22 Jun, 4:34 am·Source: Japan Times
U.S. and Iran make ‘progress’ in talks, aim to keep Hormuz open — Japan

The Straight Version

The US and Iran have made progress in talks, aiming to keep the Hormuz Strait open, with technical-level discussions set to continue this week.

The UNHINGED Take

Are you KIDDING ME, Trump is still THREATENING STRIKES while these talks are happening, what a JOKE, can't these guys just GET IT TOGETHER for once, the whole world is watching and waiting for them to screw up, AGAIN. Meanwhile, the Strait of Hormuz remains a POWDER KEG, ready to ignite at any moment. And what's with the Hezbollah attacks on Israel, CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG, it's like kindergarten all over again.

The Bottom Line

TOTAL CLUSTERFUCK / 10

Are you KIDDING ME, Trump is still THREATENING STRIKES while these talks are happening, what a JOKE, can't these guys just GET IT TOGETHER for once, the whole world is watching and waiting for them to screw up, AGAIN.

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Are you KIDDING ME, Trump is still THREATENING STRIKES while these talks are happening, what a JOKE, can't these guys just GET IT TOGETHER for once, the whole world is watching and waiting for them to screw up, AGAIN. TOTAL CLUSTERFUCK / 10 https://hypervision.art/news

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