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Unloved and directionless, U.K.’s Starmer quits after just two years

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·22 Jun, 9:04 am·Source: Japan Times
Unloved and directionless, U.K.’s Starmer quits after just two years — Japan

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Buffeted by competing Labour factions, lobbied by vested interests and misunderstood by wary voters, many came to hate what they saw as indecision.

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