The Straight Version
Abelardo de la Espriella has won Colombia's presidential runoff with 49.7 percent of the vote, beating his left-wing rival Ivan Cepeda by a one percent lead.
The UNHINGED Take
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, Colombia just elected a far-right lawyer and businessman backed by Trump, this is a RECIPE FOR DISASTER, the people of Colombia deserve better than some puppet on strings, and now Cepeda is crying foul and challenging the results, THIS IS GOING TO GET MESSY.
The Bottom Line
DISASTER WAITING TO HAPPEN / 0
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, Colombia just elected a far-right lawyer and businessman backed by Trump, this is a RECIPE FOR DISASTER, the people of Colombia deserve better than some puppet on strings, and now Cepeda is crying foul and challenging the results, THIS IS GOING TO GET MESSY.
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME, Colombia just elected a far-right lawyer and businessman backed by Trump, this is a RECIPE FOR DISASTER, the people of Colombia deserve better than some puppet on strings, and now Cepeda is crying foul and challenging the results, THIS IS GOING TO GE
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