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Dangote refinery cuts jet fuel price to N1,450 per litre

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Premium Times
Dangote refinery cuts jet fuel price to N1,450 per litre — Nigeria

The Straight Version

Dangote refinery has cut the price of jet fuel to N1,450 per litre, following a recent reduction in the ex-depot price of petrol.

The UNHINGED Take

FINALLY, some relief for Nigerians, but let's not forget, THIS IS JUST A DROP IN THE BUCKET - our roads are still a DEATH TRAP, our bureaucrats are still SLACKING, and our economy is still in SHAMBLES. Dangote, you better keep cutting those prices, because WE ARE WATCHING. We need more LEGENDS like you, stepping up to fix this MESS.

The Bottom Line

LEGENDARY MOVE / 10

FINALLY, some relief for Nigerians, but let's not forget, THIS IS JUST A DROP IN THE BUCKET - our roads are still a DEATH TRAP, our bureaucrats are still SLACKING, and our economy is still in SHAMBLES.

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FINALLY, some relief for Nigerians, but let's not forget, THIS IS JUST A DROP IN THE BUCKET - our roads are still a DEATH TRAP, our bureaucrats are still SLACKING, and our economy is still in SHAMBLES. LEGENDARY MOVE / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/ng/dangote-refiner

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