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From the capital, Ado Ekiti, to rural councils such as Moba and Ekiti East, Mr Oyebanji maintained commanding leads, leaving the opposition without a single local government area. The post #EkitiDecides2026: How Oyebanji won his re-election appeared first on Premium Times Nigeria .
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