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On Saturday, the Violence Crime Response Unit (VCRU) of the Zamfara Police Command successfully recovered 329 cattle and 175 sheep from bandits in the Gambanda forest in Gummi Local Government The post Gov Lawal commends police for recovering rustled cattle from bandits appeared first on Premium Times Nigeria .
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