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Jihadists gather residents, preach in Niger community near Kainji forest

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·22 Jun, 11:19 am·Source: Premium Times
Jihadists gather residents, preach in Niger community near Kainji forest — Nigeria

The Straight Version

Jihadists gathered residents in a Niger community near Kainji forest to preach about various issues, including unbelief, smoking, and the farmers-herders conflict.

The UNHINGED Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, some preacher is OUT THERE LECTURING people on theft and trespassing, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE JIHADISTS' OWN BRAND OF TERROR, huh? They're worrying about Fulani herders on farmlands while THEY'RE THE ONES SPREADING CHAOS. IT'S LIKE THE BLIND LEADING THE BLIND, AND I WON'T STAND FOR IT. Nigerians deserve BETTER than this SHAM.

The Bottom Line

TOTAL SHAM / 10

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, some preacher is OUT THERE LECTURING people on theft and trespassing, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE JIHADISTS' OWN BRAND OF TERROR, huh?

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME, some preacher is OUT THERE LECTURING people on theft and trespassing, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE JIHADISTS' OWN BRAND OF TERROR, huh? TOTAL SHAM / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/ng/jihadists-gather-residents-preach-in-niger-community-near #UnhingedWorld

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