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NCC, CAC require approval for telecom share transfers

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·21 Jun, 8:22 pm·Source: Premium Times
NCC, CAC require approval for telecom share transfers — Nigeria

The Straight Version

The Nigerian Communications Commission (NCC) and Corporate Affairs Commission (CAC) now require approval for telecom share transfers to maintain a fair market structure.

The UNHINGED Take

FINALLY, someone's trying to stop the TELECOM SHARKS from devouring the market whole! The NCC and CAC are putting their foot down, demanding approval for share transfers - ABOUT TIME, if you ask me! This move is a direct blow to those greedy CORPORATE VULTURES trying to SUCK THE LIFE out of our communications sector.

The Bottom Line

LONG OVERDUE / 10

FINALLY, someone's trying to stop the TELECOM SHARKS from devouring the market whole!

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