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NCDC updates Lassa fever death rate to 19.3% as outbreak reaches 23 states

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·22 Jun, 1:07 pm·Source: Premium Times
NCDC updates Lassa fever death rate to 19.3% as outbreak reaches 23 states — Nigeria

The Straight Version

The Nigeria Centre for Disease Control (NCDC) has updated the Lassa fever death rate to 19.3% as the outbreak spreads to 23 states and 109 Local Government Areas (LGAs).

The UNHINGED Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, 19.3% DEATH RATE IS A NATIONAL EMERGENCY, OUR HEALTH SYSTEM IS A JOKE, AND WE'RE STILL WAITING FOR THOSE IN CHARGE TO GET THEIR ACT TOGETHER. What's taking so long to contain this outbreak? WE NEED ACTION, NOT JUST REPORTS AND UPDATES.

The Bottom Line

UNACCEPTABLE / 10

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, 19.3% DEATH RATE IS A NATIONAL EMERGENCY, OUR HEALTH SYSTEM IS A JOKE, AND WE'RE STILL WAITING FOR THOSE IN CHARGE TO GET THEIR ACT TOGETHER.

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME, 19.3% DEATH RATE IS A NATIONAL EMERGENCY, OUR HEALTH SYSTEM IS A JOKE, AND WE'RE STILL WAITING FOR THOSE IN CHARGE TO GET THEIR ACT TOGETHER. UNACCEPTABLE / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/ng/ncdc-updates-lassa-fever-death-rate-to-19 #UnhingedWorld

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