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Northern Generals’ anger at ‘North as Nigeria’s mortuary', By Festus Adedayo

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·21 Jun, 5:34 pm·Source: Premium Times
Northern Generals’ anger at ‘North as Nigeria’s mortuary', By Festus Adedayo — Nigeria

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Northern Nigeria is angry. This anger is not strictly borne from the unremitting, horrific spillage of blood on its soil. Rather, Northern Nigeria is angry because it has been rightly called by the name it gave itself. Recently, the progeny of Shehu Usman dan Fodio – the 19th-century Islamic scholar and founder of the Sokoto […] The post Northern Generals’ anger at ‘North as Nigeria’s mortuary', By Festus Adedayo appeared first on Premium Times Nigeria .

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