The Straight Version
“Oyebanji made history in Ekiti State as the first governor to be re-elected back-to-back since 1999, a testament to his approach to governance and his ability to unite the state’s stakeholders across party lines.” The post Oyebanji’s re-election signals brighter future for Ekiti – Bamidele appeared first on Premium Times Nigeria .
The UNHINGED Take
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The Bottom Line
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