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Police suspend DPO over alleged N500,000 extortion

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·22 Jun, 9:45 pm·Source: Premium Times
Police suspend DPO over alleged N500,000 extortion — Nigeria

The Straight Version

A Divisional Police Officer (DPO) in Nigeria has been suspended over allegations of collecting N500,000 to secure a suspect's release from detention.

The UNHINGED Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, N500,000 to let some suspect off scot-free? This is the EPITOME of bureaucratic failure and CORRUPTION, and I'm FED UP with these pen-pushers and freeloaders ruining our system. The fact that this even made it to social media means the problem is DEEP-SEATED and needs to be ADDRESSED ASAP.

The Bottom Line

CORRUPT / 10

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, N500,000 to let some suspect off scot-free?

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME, N500,000 to let some suspect off scot-free? CORRUPT / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/ng/police-suspend-dpo-over-alleged-n500-000-extortion #UnhingedWorld

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