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Terrorists burn NSCDC checkpoint, abduct resident in Kebbi community

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·22 Jun, 8:48 am·Source: Premium Times
Terrorists burn NSCDC checkpoint, abduct resident in Kebbi community — Nigeria

The Straight Version

Terrorists burned a Nigeria Security and Civil Defence Corps checkpoint and abducted a resident in a Kebbi community on Saturday

The UNHINGED Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, these terrorists think they can just WALK IN and BURN DOWN a checkpoint, then kidnap some poor resident? Kebbi State, what's GOOD?! You've got SECURITY CHALLENGES coming out of your EARS and NO ONE knows what to do, it's a JOKE! The system is BROKEN, and it's time someone FIXED IT, PRONTO!

The Bottom Line

SECURITY FAIL / 10

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, these terrorists think they can just WALK IN and BURN DOWN a checkpoint, then kidnap some poor resident?

📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, these terrorists think they can just WALK IN and BURN DOWN a checkpoint, then kidnap some poor resident? SECURITY FAIL / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/ng/terrorists-burn-nscdc-checkpoint-abduct-resident-in-kebbi #UnhingedWorld

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