The Straight Version
Lionel Messi set two World Cup records in one match, including a scoring milestone and an unwanted record for a missed penalty
The UNHINGED Take
MESSI IS A FOOTBALL GOD, BUT EVEN GODS MISS PENALTIES, AND THIS GUY JUST KEPT ON TRUCKING LIKE THE LEGEND HE IS, LEAVING ALL HATERS IN THE DUST, BUT LET'S BE REAL, THAT MISS WAS A CHOKER, BUT WHO CARES WHEN YOU'RE BREAKING RECORDS LIKE IT'S NOBODY'S BUSINESS
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE LEGEND / 10
MESSI IS A FOOTBALL GOD, BUT EVEN GODS MISS PENALTIES, AND THIS GUY JUST KEPT ON TRUCKING LIKE THE LEGEND HE IS, LEAVING ALL HATERS IN THE DUST, BUT LET'S BE REAL, THAT MISS WAS A CHOKER, BUT WHO CARES WHEN YOU'RE BREAKING RECORDS LIKE IT'S NOBODY'S BUSINESS
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MESSI IS A FOOTBALL GOD, BUT EVEN GODS MISS PENALTIES, AND THIS GUY JUST KEPT ON TRUCKING LIKE THE LEGEND HE IS, LEAVING ALL HATERS IN THE DUST, BUT LET'S BE REAL, THAT MISS WAS A CHOKER, BUT WHO CARES WHEN YOU'RE BREAKING RECORDS LIKE IT'S NOBODY'S BUSINESS ABSOLUTE LE
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