The Straight Version
The A27 motorway south of Utrecht will be closed for four weeks for road widening work
The UNHINGED Take
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, FOUR WEEKS OF GRIDLOCK COMING RIGHT UP, thanks for the heads up, bureaucrats, can't wait to see the ROAD WIDENING MASTERPLAN in action, hopefully it's worth the CHAOS that's about to ensue
The Bottom Line
PLANNED CHAOS / 10
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, FOUR WEEKS OF GRIDLOCK COMING RIGHT UP, thanks for the heads up, bureaucrats, can't wait to see the ROAD WIDENING MASTERPLAN in action, hopefully it's worth the CHAOS that's about to ensue
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME, FOUR WEEKS OF GRIDLOCK COMING RIGHT UP, thanks for the heads up, bureaucrats, can't wait to see the ROAD WIDENING MASTERPLAN in action, hopefully it's worth the CHAOS that's about to ensue PLANNED CHAOS / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/nl/a27-motor
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