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Every headline in Netherlands, dragged out, roasted alive and served with zero apologies. The news, but feral.

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Last cooked Saturday, 20 June 2026

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No masks for months? Unbelievable! #carehomefail #covidinquiry

#carehomefail #covidinquiry

FBpost 2

Ajax needs a new main sponsor! Who's stepping up?

#Ajax #NewSponsorWanted

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Sharing photos of bodies? Sick. #justiceforparents #nzcrime

#justiceforparents #nzcrime

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Leiden's pavements are a nightmare! Sort it out, council!

#LeidenPavements #FixTheStreets

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DutchNews

Care homes went without masks for months, covid inquiry told

Straight News

Nursing homes in the Netherlands were left without preventive face masks for months in 2020 due to a failure in government planning and advice

Unhinged Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, the government's expert advisers DROPPED THE BALL and left our most VULNERABLE citizens EXPOSED for MONTHS - what a BUREAUCRATIC FAIL, the fact that our care homes were left HIGH AND DRY without masks is a NATIONAL DISGRACE, and someone needs to be HELD ACCOUNTABLE for this COLOSSAL MESS

BUREAUCRATIC FAIL / 10Full roast →
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DutchNews

Girl arrested in parents’ murder probe “sent photos to friends”

Straight News

A teenage girl in New Zealand was arrested for allegedly killing her parents and shared photos of their bodies via WhatsApp.

Unhinged Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, this twisted teen is alleged to have taken snaps of her PARENTS' BLOODIED BODIES and shared them like they're memes, what kind of SICKO does that? The system FAILED these parents, and now we've got a teenager who thinks murder is something to SHARE ON SOCIAL MEDIA. This is a COMPLETE BREAKDOWN of humanity.

PSYCHO / 10Full roast →
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DutchNews

Off the stoop: limping along Leiden’s overcrowded pavements

Straight News

Dutch pavements, particularly in Leiden, are overcrowded and difficult to navigate due to cobblestones and bikes, posing a challenge even for people with no mobility issues.

Unhinged Take

Are you KIDDING me, Leiden's pavements are a COMPLETE disaster, it's like they WANT to trip you up with those cobblestones and bikes everywhere, GET IT TOGETHER, Netherlands, sort out your infrastructure, it's a bloody nightmare, even for those without mobility problems, what a JOKE.

COBBLING IT TOGETHER / 2Full roast →
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DutchNews

Afghan interpreters denied permanent residence under EU pact

Straight News

Afghan interpreters who worked for Dutch military and government missions are being denied permanent residence under an EU pact, prompting them to call for an exception to be made.

Unhinged Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, Netherlands?! These interpreters RISKED IT ALL for your military and government, and this is the thanks they get?! It's time to STOP THE BUREAUCRATIC BULLSHIT and give them the permanent residence they DESERVE. The Dutch government needs to STEP UP and make it right!

ABSOLUTE FAIL / 10Full roast →
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DutchNews

Ajax on the hunt for a new main sponsor as Ziggo bows out

Straight News

Amsterdam football club Ajax is looking for a new main sponsor after telecoms group Ziggo decided to drop the club

Unhinged Take

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ZIGGO, DITCHING AJAX LIKE THEY'RE YESTERDAY'S HAGELSLAG, this is a KICK IN THE TEETH for the club, NOW THEY'VE GOT TO SCRAMBLE FOR A NEW SPONSOR, chaos is coming for Ajax's finances

CHAOATIC / 10Full roast →
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Al Jazeera

Hydration break boos: How FIFA united players, fans, coaches at World Cup

Straight News

FIFA has introduced three-minute hydration breaks at the World Cup, prompting criticism that the pauses are motivated by commercial benefits.

Unhinged Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, FIFA is literally SELLING OUR ATTENTION SPANS TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER, and we're supposed to be cool with it? These hydration breaks are a JOKE, a blatant cash grab that's RUINING the flow of the game. Players, coaches, and fans are all getting ROBBED of a genuine experience, all for the sake of ADVERTISING DOLLARS.

COOKED / 10Full roast →
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● BREAKINGAl Jazeera

One dead and 89 injured following train collision in Bedford, UK

Straight News

A train collision near Bedford, UK, has resulted in one death and 89 injuries.

Unhinged Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, TWO TRAINS COLLIDING LIKE IT'S SOME KIND OF REAL-LIFE TRAINWRECK VIDEO GAME, this is a CLEAR SIGN of bureaucratic failure and INFRASTRUCTURE INCOMPETENCE, how many more lives need to be lost before someone takes responsibility?

EPIC FAIL / 10Full roast →
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DW

First case of H5 bird flu confirmed in Australia

Straight News

A migratory sea bird in Western Australia has tested positive for the H5 variant of bird flu, marking the first confirmed case in Australia.

Unhinged Take

Australia, YOU JUST LOST YOUR BIRD FLU VIRGINITY - better get those biosecurity measures in CHECK, pronto, or you'll be DEALING WITH A WHOLE DIFFERENT KIND OF FOWL PLAY. Time to stop messing around and GET SERIOUS ABOUT CONTAINMENT. The world is WATCHING, and we don't want to see a BIRD BRAIN RESPONSE to this outbreak.

WAKE-UP CALL / 10Full roast →