The Straight Version
Amsterdam football club Ajax is looking for a new main sponsor after telecoms group Ziggo decided to drop the club
The UNHINGED Take
CAN'T BELIEVE Ziggo is BAILING on Ajax - what kind of telecoms company doesn't want to be associated with GREATNESS? Ajax needs a sponsor that's actually worthy of their LEGENDARY status, not some flaky telecoms group. Time to find a REAL partner, not a fair-weather friend like Ziggo!
The Bottom Line
WEAK MOVE / 10
CAN'T BELIEVE Ziggo is BAILING on Ajax - what kind of telecoms company doesn't want to be associated with GREATNESS?
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CAN'T BELIEVE Ziggo is BAILING on Ajax - what kind of telecoms company doesn't want to be associated with GREATNESS? WEAK MOVE / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/nl/ajax-on-the-hunt-for-a-new-main #UnhingedWorld
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