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Off the stoop: limping along Leiden’s overcrowded pavements

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Off the stoop: limping along Leiden’s overcrowded pavements — Netherlands

The Straight Version

Dutch pavements, especially in Leiden, are overcrowded and difficult to navigate due to cobblestones and bike traffic, posing challenges for everyone, including those with mobility issues.

The UNHINGED Take

Are you KIDDING me, Leiden's pavements are a bloody OBSTACLE COURSE, how are people supposed to walk without breaking an ankle on these medieval cobblestones, and don't even get me started on the BIKE CHAOS, it's a miracle nobody's been seriously hurt yet. The city's got some serious PLANNING TO DO, like, yesterday. Get your act together, Leiden, this is the NETHERLANDS, not some ancient village.

The Bottom Line

NEEDS A COMPLETE OVERHAUL / 10

Are you KIDDING me, Leiden's pavements are a bloody OBSTACLE COURSE, how are people supposed to walk without breaking an ankle on these medieval cobblestones, and don't even get me started on the BIKE CHAOS, it's a miracle nobody's been seriously hurt yet.

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Are you KIDDING me, Leiden's pavements are a bloody OBSTACLE COURSE, how are people supposed to walk without breaking an ankle on these medieval cobblestones, and don't even get me started on the BIKE CHAOS, it's a miracle nobody's been seriously hurt yet. NEEDS A COMPL

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