The Straight Version
Lionel Messi has become the World Cup's all-time top goalscorer with 18 tournament goals.
The UNHINGED Take
MESSI IS THE KING, NO DEBATE, THIS GUY IS A FOOTBALL GOD, SCORING LIKE IT'S NOBODY'S BUSINESS! The World Cup has seen its fair share of legends, but this Argentine ace is redefining the game! NZ, are you watching?
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE LEGEND / 10
MESSI IS THE KING, NO DEBATE, THIS GUY IS A FOOTBALL GOD, SCORING LIKE IT'S NOBODY'S BUSINESS!
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