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Trump-backed de la Espriella wins razor-tight Colombian presidential election

🇳🇱 Netherlands·The UNHINGED Desk·22 Jun, 6:15 am·Source: France 24
Trump-backed de la Espriella wins razor-tight Colombian presidential election — Netherlands

The Straight Version

Abelardo de la Espriella has won Colombia's presidential runoff with 49.7 percent of the vote, beating his left-wing rival Ivan Cepeda by a one percent lead.

The UNHINGED Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, a Trump-backed candidate just scraped into power in Colombia, talk about a RECIPE FOR DISASTER, and now the opposition is crying foul, THIS IS GOING TO GET MESSY, Colombia, you're in for a wild ride

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME, a Trump-backed candidate just scraped into power in Colombia, talk about a RECIPE FOR DISASTER, and now the opposition is crying foul, THIS IS GOING TO GET MESSY, Colombia, you're in for a wild ride

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