The Straight Version
Lionel Messi has become the World Cup's all-time top goalscorer after scoring his 17th and 18th tournament goals.
The UNHINGED Take
MESSI IS THE KING, SCORING LIKE IT'S NO ONE'S BUSINESS, AND WE CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THIS FOOTBALL MAGIC! The man's a LEGEND, and his skills on the pitch are a BEAUTIFUL THING TO WATCH. He's LEAVING ALL THE HATERS IN THE DUST, and we're HERE. FOR. IT!
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE LEGEND / 10
MESSI IS THE KING, SCORING LIKE IT'S NO ONE'S BUSINESS, AND WE CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THIS FOOTBALL MAGIC!
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