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China sanctions US tech giants weeks after Pentagon blacklisted Chinese firms

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·22 Jun, 6:57 am·Source: France 24
China sanctions US tech giants weeks after Pentagon blacklisted Chinese firms — New Zealand

The Straight Version

China's commerce ministry has imposed sanctions on 10 US tech companies, blocking them from exporting 'dual-use' items to the US, in a move that comes weeks after the Pentagon restricted Chinese companies.

The UNHINGED Take

China's throwing shade at the Yanks and it's ABOUT TIME someone stood up to those self-righteous pen-pushers in the Pentagon, but let's be real, this is just a bunch of suits playing a game of economic tit-for-tat, HARD OUT. The real question is, what's the endgame here, are we just gonna keep slapping each other with sanctions like a couple of dodgy DJs trying to one-up each other? It's a CHOICE move, but let's see how it plays out, mate.

The Bottom Line

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China's throwing shade at the Yanks and it's ABOUT TIME someone stood up to those self-righteous pen-pushers in the Pentagon, but let's be real, this is just a bunch of suits playing a game of economic tit-for-tat, HARD OUT.

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China's throwing shade at the Yanks and it's ABOUT TIME someone stood up to those self-righteous pen-pushers in the Pentagon, but let's be real, this is just a bunch of suits playing a game of economic tit-for-tat, HARD OUT. SOLID 7/10 https://hypervision.art/news/nz/c

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