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Embraer stages Rio spectacle while promising smoother jet production

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·22 Jun, 7:00 am·Source: NZ Herald
Embraer stages Rio spectacle while promising smoother jet production — New Zealand

The Straight Version

Brazilian jetmaker Embraer, which employs over 10,000 people, has promised smoother jet production despite staging a spectacle in Rio.

The UNHINGED Take

What's the point of a flashy show in Rio when you can't even get your production line sorted, Embraer? Get your priorities straight, mate! It's time to deliver, not just put on a spectacle for the sake of it. This is the aviation industry, not a bloody circus!

The Bottom Line

DISAPPOINTING / 6

What's the point of a flashy show in Rio when you can't even get your production line sorted, Embraer?

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What's the point of a flashy show in Rio when you can't even get your production line sorted, Embraer? DISAPPOINTING / 6 https://hypervision.art/news/nz/embraer-stages-rio-spectacle-while-promising-smoother-jet #UnhingedWorld

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