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France restricts public alcohol consumption and outdoor sports as heat wave bakes parts of Europe

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·21 Jun, 10:35 am·Source: Stuff
France restricts public alcohol consumption and outdoor sports as heat wave bakes parts of Europe — New Zealand

The Straight Version

France is putting emergency services and military forces on wildfire alert, restricting public alcohol consumption and cancelling some outdoor sports events to cope with a heat wave unfurling across parts of Europe.

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