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Luxon says he wants to ‘win everywhere’, but here's why National mightn't want to

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·23 Jun, 1:32 am·Source: Stuff
Luxon says he wants to ‘win everywhere’, but here's why National mightn't want to — New Zealand

The Straight Version

National Party leader Christopher Luxon says he wants to 'win everywhere' in the next general election, but some strategists think this approach might not be the best for the party.

The UNHINGED Take

Luxon's all-guns-blazing approach is either GENUINE GENIUS or a recipe for disaster, and honestly, it's hard out to tell which one it'll be. The 'two ticks blue' campaign could be a bold move to sweep the electorates, but it might also spread their resources too thin. Either way, it's gonna be a wild ride, bro. National needs to bring their A-game if they wanna take the win.

The Bottom Line

CHOICE EFFORT / 10

Luxon's all-guns-blazing approach is either GENUINE GENIUS or a recipe for disaster, and honestly, it's hard out to tell which one it'll be.

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Luxon's all-guns-blazing approach is either GENUINE GENIUS or a recipe for disaster, and honestly, it's hard out to tell which one it'll be. CHOICE EFFORT / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/nz/luxon-says-he-wants-to-win-everywhere-but #UnhingedWorld

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