The Straight Version
A New Zealand soldier is accused of headbutting and threatening a senior officer after a cocktail night, but the defence claims any physical contact was in self-defence.
The UNHINGED Take
Are you kidding me, some clown in uniform thinks they can get away with HEADBUTTING their senior and then plays the self-defence card? Get real, mate! If you can't handle a few drinks without losing your cool, you shouldn't be serving. SORT YOURSELF OUT!
The Bottom Line
COOKED / 10
Are you kidding me, some clown in uniform thinks they can get away with HEADBUTTING their senior and then plays the self-defence card?
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Are you kidding me, some clown in uniform thinks they can get away with HEADBUTTING their senior and then plays the self-defence card? COOKED / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/nz/soldier-accused-of-headbutting-and-threatening-senior-after #UnhingedWorld
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