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The ‘Maestro’ who shared blame for the GFC has died

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·23 Jun, 1:15 am·Source: Stuff
The ‘Maestro’ who shared blame for the GFC has died — New Zealand

The Straight Version

Former US Federal Reserve chairman Alan Greenspan has died at the age of 100, after a career marked by both praise for a decade of prosperity and criticism for his role in the Global Financial Crisis.

The UNHINGED Take

This bloke's legacy is a MIXED BAG, mate - he had the US economy humming for a bit, but then he helped ENGINEER A GLOBAL FINANCIAL MELTDOWN, which is just NOT ON. His death's not gonna make us forget the chaos he helped unleash. Choice that he copped criticism, but a decade of prosperity is nothing to sneeze at, either.

The Bottom Line

6/10 - MIXED BAG

This bloke's legacy is a MIXED BAG, mate - he had the US economy humming for a bit, but then he helped ENGINEER A GLOBAL FINANCIAL MELTDOWN, which is just NOT ON.

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This bloke's legacy is a MIXED BAG, mate - he had the US economy humming for a bit, but then he helped ENGINEER A GLOBAL FINANCIAL MELTDOWN, which is just NOT ON. 6/10 - MIXED BAG https://hypervision.art/news/nz/the-maestro-who-shared-blame-for-the-gfc #UnhingedWorld

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