The Straight Version
Abelardo de la Espriella has won Colombia's presidential runoff with 49.7 percent of the vote, beating his left-wing rival Ivan Cepeda by a one percent lead.
The UNHINGED Take
WHAT A JOKE, MATE - some dodgy lawyer gets Trump's backing and suddenly he's running Colombia, it's a bloody recipe for disaster! Cepeda's already crying foul, and fair enough, the whole thing reeks of fishiness. You can bet your bottom dollar this isn't the last we've heard of this mess.
The Bottom Line
COOKED POLITICS / 10
WHAT A JOKE, MATE - some dodgy lawyer gets Trump's backing and suddenly he's running Colombia, it's a bloody recipe for disaster!
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WHAT A JOKE, MATE - some dodgy lawyer gets Trump's backing and suddenly he's running Colombia, it's a bloody recipe for disaster! COOKED POLITICS / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/nz/trump-backed-de-la-espriella-wins-razor-tight #UnhingedWorld
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