🎪 CHAOS · ● BREAKING

Ukraine strikes hit oil facilities in Crimea, Russia’s Krasnodar

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·21 Jun, 10:30 am·Source: Al Jazeera
Ukraine strikes hit oil facilities in Crimea, Russia’s Krasnodar — New Zealand

The Straight Version

Ukraine has struck oil facilities in Crimea and Russia's Krasnodar, resulting in four deaths from a drone attack on the Russian-occupied Black Sea peninsula.

The UNHINGED Take

Russia's getting a taste of its own medicine and it's ABOUT TIME, mate! Crimea's Moscow-installed leader is crying about four deaths, but let's be real, they're the ones who started this mess. It's CHAOS, and we're here for it, hard out! The world's watching, and Russia's on notice.

The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE LEGEND / 10

Russia's getting a taste of its own medicine and it's ABOUT TIME, mate!

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