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Watch: Paraguay midfielder becomes first player sent off for breaking new rule

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Watch: Paraguay midfielder becomes first player sent off for breaking new rule — New Zealand

The Straight Version

Paraguay midfielder Miguel Almiron was sent off for breaking a new rule, but his team still managed to eliminate Türkiye from the World Cup.

The UNHINGED Take

Miguel Almiron just got himself a RED CARD for being a CHEEKY BUGGER, but you know what, his team STILL SMASHED IT and sent Türkiye packing, SWEET AS! That's what I call a HARD OUT team effort, MATE! Almiron might've been a bit of a GOOSE, but his teammates picked up the slack and got the JOB DONE.

The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE LEGEND / 10

Miguel Almiron just got himself a RED CARD for being a CHEEKY BUGGER, but you know what, his team STILL SMASHED IT and sent Türkiye packing, SWEET AS!

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Miguel Almiron just got himself a RED CARD for being a CHEEKY BUGGER, but you know what, his team STILL SMASHED IT and sent Türkiye packing, SWEET AS! ABSOLUTE LEGEND / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/nz/watch-paraguay-midfielder-becomes-first-player-sent-off #Unhinged

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