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Weather: Snow, rain and gales on the way

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·23 Jun, 1:43 am·Source: RNZ National
Weather: Snow, rain and gales on the way — New Zealand

The Straight Version

A low-pressure system is expected to bring snow, rain, and gales to Northland, Auckland, and the Tasman District from Wednesday morning.

The UNHINGED Take

Get ready for a WILD ride, mates, as the weather goes FULL ON! Northland and Auckland, you're up first, so batten down the hatches and don't even think about hitting the roads unless you HAVE to. Tasman District, you're next in line for this chaotic weather, so stay tuned and stay safe, bro!

The Bottom Line

CHAOtic / 10

Get ready for a WILD ride, mates, as the weather goes FULL ON!

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