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Arthaland shrugs off condo glut on strong Laguna sales

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·21 Jun, 6:04 pm·Source: Inquirer
Arthaland shrugs off condo glut on strong Laguna sales — Philippines

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MANILA, Philippines – Arthaland Corp. remains confident in the residential market despite concerns about a condominium oversupply, pointing to strong demand for its sustainability-focused projects in Laguna. During the topping-off ceremony for Una Apartments Tower 2, the company said demand continues to be healthy for developments that offer quality, sustainability, wellness features and long-term value, […]... Keep on reading: Arthaland shrugs off condo glut on strong Laguna sales

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