The Straight Version
Voters in Colombia are choosing a new president between hard-right candidate Abelardo de la Espriella and leftist senator Ivan Cepeda in a high-stakes election.
The UNHINGED Take
IT'S ABOUT TIME Colombia gets a leader who isn't a TOTAL DISASTER, and let's be real, the current options are a TRUMP-BACKED YES MAN versus a LEFTIST WITH ACTUAL PEOPLE SKILLS - what a bloody choice, right? The fate of Colombia's peace process and ties with Washington hang in the balance, BUT LET'S NOT FORGET the bureaucrats and politicians who got them into this MESS IN THE FIRST PLACE. Colombia deserves better than these SHADY CHARACTERS and their EMPTY PROMISES.
The Bottom Line
HOLDING MY BREATH / 10
IT'S ABOUT TIME Colombia gets a leader who isn't a TOTAL DISASTER, and let's be real, the current options are a TRUMP-BACKED YES MAN versus a LEFTIST WITH ACTUAL PEOPLE SKILLS - what a bloody choice, right?
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IT'S ABOUT TIME Colombia gets a leader who isn't a TOTAL DISASTER, and let's be real, the current options are a TRUMP-BACKED YES MAN versus a LEFTIST WITH ACTUAL PEOPLE SKILLS - what a bloody choice, right? HOLDING MY BREATH / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/se/high-st
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