The Straight Version
Lionel Messi has become the World Cup's all-time top goalscorer after scoring his 17th and 18th tournament goals.
The UNHINGED Take
MESSI IS THE KING, AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU CAN SUCK IT! The man's a FOOTBALL GOD, and his skills on the pitch are a middle finger to all the BUREAUCRATIC PEN-PUSHERS who think they know better. He's a LEGEND, and we should be CELEBRATING his greatness, not wasting time on POLITICS AND RED TAPE!
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE LEGEND / 10
MESSI IS THE KING, AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU CAN SUCK IT!
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