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Today in Sweden: A roundup of the latest news on Monday

πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ SwedenΒ·The UNHINGED DeskΒ·22 Jun, 6:50 amΒ·Source: The Local SE
Today in Sweden: A roundup of the latest news on Monday β€” Sweden

The Straight Version

Sweden is expecting a summer heatwave with soaring temperatures, following a busy Midsummer weekend marked by long queues and fatal crashes, as well as a push for people to return to the office.

The UNHINGED Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, SWEDEN?! We've got people DYING on the roads and you're still not sorting out your TRAFFIC SAFETY, meanwhile bureaucrats are too busy pushing RETURN-TO-OFFICE agendas to care about the HEATWAVE that's about to COOK everyone. IT'S TIME TO GET YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT, SWEDEN! Fatal crashes and office politics should NOT be the headlines this summer.

The Bottom Line

COOKED / 10

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, SWEDEN?!

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