The Straight Version
Curly's, a cafe-grocer at Dempsey in Singapore, has closed after just 7 months and will undergo rebranding with a new concept
The UNHINGED Take
What a JOKE, 7 months and they're already DEAD - that's what happens when you try to be a LA luxury supermarket wannabe without putting in the WORK, now some other clueless Pen-Pusher is coming in to 'rebrand' it, GIVE ME A BREAK, Casa Vostra co-founder Antonio Miscellaneo thinks he can turn it around but I GOT DOUBTS
The Bottom Line
EPIC FAIL / 10
What a JOKE, 7 months and they're already DEAD - that's what happens when you try to be a LA luxury supermarket wannabe without putting in the WORK, now some other clueless Pen-Pusher is coming in to 'rebrand' it, GIVE ME A BREAK, Casa Vostra co-founder Antonio Miscellaneo thinks he can turn it around but I GOT DOUBTS
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
What a JOKE, 7 months and they're already DEAD - that's what happens when you try to be a LA luxury supermarket wannabe without putting in the WORK, now some other clueless Pen-Pusher is coming in to 'rebrand' it, GIVE ME A BREAK, Casa Vostra co-founder Antonio Miscella
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