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Last cooked Saturday, 20 June 2026

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Driver kills colleague by driving off! Unbelievable! #BackTheBlue #OneLawForAll

#NZNews #RoadSafety

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Shoutout to the stay-at-home dads running 'Dads and Braids' workshop! Teaching dads to style their daughters' hair You legends! #DadsAndBraids #LegendaryDads

#StayAtHomeDads #DadsAndDaughters

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Fire at Whampoa hawker centre! 100 people evacuated Deep fryer to blame? #HawkerCentreFire #SGNews

#FoodSafety #EmergencyResponse

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SCDF opens new marine HQ with real-time surveillance tech and ship rescue training! Impressive upgrade! #SCDF #MarineRescue

#EmergencyServices #MarineTechnology

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🏆 LEGEND
CNA

These stay-at-home dads started a workshop to help fathers style their daughters' hair

Straight News

Two stay-at-home dads in New Zealand founded a workshop called Dads and Braids to teach fathers how to style their daughters' hair.

Unhinged Take

These legends are BREAKING DOWN BARRIERS and taking on a task that's often left to the mums, and honestly, it's ABOUT TIME we see more dads stepping up to challenge these caregiving stereotypes. The fact that they're creating a space for dads to bond with their daughters over something as simple yet significant as hair styling is PURE GOLD. They're not just teaching hair skills, they're building CONFIDENCE and smashing outdated norms.

ABSOLUTE LEGENDS / 10Full roast →
🎪 CHAOS
CNA

Fire breaks out at Whampoa hawker centre, 100 people evacuated

Straight News

A fire broke out at Whampoa Makan Place hawker centre, prompting the evacuation of 100 people, with a hawker reporting the blaze apparently originated from a deep fryer.

Unhinged Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, a deep fryer just decides to go rogue and almost takes out the whole hawker centre? This is what happens when SAFETY PROTOCOLS are just a distant memory, and it's a MIRACLE no one was seriously hurt. Get your act together, Singapore, and make sure those hawkers are equipped with functioning fire suppression systems, NOT JUST A BUCKET OF SAND.

LUCKY BREAK / 10Full roast →
🤬 RAGE
CNA

Cleaning company driver admits to causing death of elderly colleague by driving off when she was alighting

Straight News

A cleaning company driver admitted to causing the death of a 72-year-old colleague by driving off while she was alighting from the vehicle.

Unhinged Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, some absolute DONKEY gets behind the wheel and FORGETS a colleague is getting off, and now someone's dead - what a TRAGIC, AVOIDABLE waste of life. The prosecution is RIGHT, this was a death that SHOULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED. NZ, sort out your driver training and ATTENTION TO DETAIL, because this is a DISASTER.

COOKED / 10Full roast →
🏆 LEGEND
CNA

SCDF opens marine HQ on Pulau Brani with real-time surveillance tech, ship rescue training facilities

Straight News

The Singapore Civil Defence Force (SCDF) has opened a new marine headquarters on Pulau Brani, featuring real-time surveillance technology and ship rescue training facilities.

Unhinged Take

FINALLY, our SCDF is leveling up with some SERIOUS tech, including real-time surveillance and drone ops - about time we got our act together to save lives at sea! This new HQ is a LEGIT game-changer, and I'm HYPED to see our rescue teams get the tools they deserve. Now let's see some REAL action and coordination out there, no more bumbling around like headless chickens!

ABSOLUTE LEGEND / 10Full roast →
🏆 LEGEND
CNA

Singapore's new wellness destination in 2030: Pools, water slides, saunas and tropical gardens at Marina South

Straight News

A new wellness development is set to open at Marina South in 2030, spanning over 720,000 sq ft of gross floor area with amenities like pools, water slides, saunas, and tropical gardens.

Unhinged Take

FINALLY, a spot where Singaporeans can actually relax without being judged for taking a nap in a public garden! This massive wellness hub is gonna be a GAME-CHANGER, and I'm HYPED to see it become a reality in 2030. No more sneaky naps in the office or on the train - we're getting a legit oasis!

LEGENDARY / 10Full roast →
🤬 RAGE
France 24

Bolivian President Paz declares state of emergency over anti-government blockades

Straight News

Bolivian President Rodrigo Paz declared a state of emergency to address anti-government blockades that have paralyzed the economy for nearly two months.

Unhinged Take

Paz is FINALLY taking action against these PROTESTERS GONE WILD, but it's about time someone did - the economy can't be held HOSTAGE by a bunch of freeloaders. It's time to CLEAR THE ROADS and get the country moving again, no more COWING TO THE MOB. The military needs to STEP UP and restore order, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

JUSTICE SERVED / 10Full roast →
🏆 LEGEND
Al Jazeera

‘We tasted the horrors of war’: Stories of refugees who returned home

Straight News

The UN recorded the largest surge of returns of displaced people in 2025, with nearly 15 million refugees returning home.

Unhinged Take

CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE the trauma these 15 MILLION refugees have endured, only to RETURN to the scars of their past? It's a MIND-BOGGLING number, and we need to be TALKING ABOUT IT, not just sweeping it under the carpet like another boring statistic. The SYSTEMS that allow such displacement to happen in the first place need a COMPLETE OVERHAUL.

LEGENDARY RESILIENCE / 10Full roast →
🤬 RAGE
● BREAKINGFrance 24

Western Europe braces for more extreme heat as temperatures continue to climb

Straight News

Western Europe is experiencing a severe heatwave with temperatures expected to climb further, prompting authorities to issue warnings and take measures to cope.

Unhinged Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, WESTERN EUROPE IS GETTING ROASTED LIKE A SINGAPORE HAWKER CENTRE BBQ, schools are tweaking timetables just to survive, THIS IS WHAT CLIMATE CHANGE LOOKS LIKE, FOLKS! Authorities better get their acts together to mitigate this extreme weather. IT'S TIME TO STOP TALKING AND START ACTING, before it's too late.

COOKED / 10Full roast →