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Singapore's new wellness destination in 2030: Pools, water slides, saunas and tropical gardens at Marina South

🇸🇬 Singapore·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CNA
Singapore's new wellness destination in 2030: Pools, water slides, saunas and tropical gardens at Marina South — Singapore

The Straight Version

A new wellness development is set to open at Marina South in 2030, spanning over 720,000 sq ft of gross floor area with amenities like pools, water slides, saunas, and tropical gardens.

The UNHINGED Take

FINALLY, a spot where Singaporeans can actually relax without being judged for taking a nap in a public garden! This massive wellness hub is gonna be a GAME-CHANGER, and I'm HYPED to see it become a reality in 2030. No more sneaky naps in the office or on the train - we're getting a legit oasis!

The Bottom Line

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FINALLY, a spot where Singaporeans can actually relax without being judged for taking a nap in a public garden!

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FINALLY, a spot where Singaporeans can actually relax without being judged for taking a nap in a public garden! LEGENDARY / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/sg/singapore-and-039-s-new-wellness-destination-in #UnhingedWorld

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