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Fire breaks out at Whampoa hawker centre, 100 people evacuated

🇸🇬 Singapore·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CNA
Fire breaks out at Whampoa hawker centre, 100 people evacuated — Singapore

The Straight Version

A fire broke out at Whampoa Makan Place hawker centre, prompting the evacuation of 100 people, with a hawker reporting the blaze apparently originated from a deep fryer.

The UNHINGED Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, a deep fryer just decides to go rogue and almost takes out the whole hawker centre? This is what happens when SAFETY PROTOCOLS are just a distant memory, and it's a MIRACLE no one was seriously hurt. Get your act together, Singapore, and make sure those hawkers are equipped with functioning fire suppression systems, NOT JUST A BUCKET OF SAND.

The Bottom Line

LUCKY BREAK / 10

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, a deep fryer just decides to go rogue and almost takes out the whole hawker centre?

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME, a deep fryer just decides to go rogue and almost takes out the whole hawker centre? LUCKY BREAK / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/sg/fire-breaks-out-at-whampoa-hawker-centre-100 #UnhingedWorld

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