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High-stakes Colombia vote sees Trump-backed hardliner face leftist senator

🇸🇬 Singapore·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24
High-stakes Colombia vote sees Trump-backed hardliner face leftist senator — Singapore

The Straight Version

Voters in Colombia are choosing a new president between hard-right lawyer Abelardo de la Espriella and leftist senator Ivan Cepeda in a high-stakes election.

The UNHINGED Take

What a JOKE, a Trump-backed candidate trying to swoop in and 'lead' a country - Colombia deserves BETTER than some puppet on strings, and Ivan Cepeda might just be the breath of fresh air they need. The peace process is on the LINE, and it's time for the people to decide if they want more of the same OLD corrupt politics or a actual CHANGE. Let's see if the people of Colombia will RISE UP and take control of their own destiny.

The Bottom Line

COLOMBIA DESERVES BETTER / 10

What a JOKE, a Trump-backed candidate trying to swoop in and 'lead' a country - Colombia deserves BETTER than some puppet on strings, and Ivan Cepeda might just be the breath of fresh air they need.

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What a JOKE, a Trump-backed candidate trying to swoop in and 'lead' a country - Colombia deserves BETTER than some puppet on strings, and Ivan Cepeda might just be the breath of fresh air they need. COLOMBIA DESERVES BETTER / 10 https://hypervision.art/news/sg/high-sta

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