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Iran war live: US waives oil sanctions, to release $12bn in frozen funds

🇸🇬 Singapore·The UNHINGED Desk·23 Jun, 12:00 am·Source: Al Jazeera
Iran war live: US waives oil sanctions, to release $12bn in frozen funds — Singapore

The Straight Version

The US has waived oil sanctions on Iran and will release $12 billion in frozen funds after Iran agreed to allow international nuclear inspections.

The UNHINGED Take

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, the US is just handing over $12 billion like it's spare change, what's the real play here? This is either a MASTERSTROKE of diplomacy or a massive face-palm, only time will tell. One thing's for sure, the Iranians just got a major payday, let's see if they hold up their end of the deal.

The Bottom Line

LEGENDARY MOVE / 10

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, the US is just handing over $12 billion like it's spare change, what's the real play here?

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